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One Sunday right in the middle of the service, Satan comes walking in.
As he walks up the isle people head for the back door shaking and scared, the Preacher heads out the side and speeds off in his car.
Satan gets to the front and turns around to see this older tired looking man reading his Bible, no fear, Satan looks at him more confused all the time, he made an ugly sound and said, "I could cause you more pain than you could imagine, don't you have any idea what I could do to you?'

The old man took a shallow breath and looked the devil right in the eye and said
"I have been married to your sister for 30 years, Now if you will excuse me I was reading Proverbs 21 verse 19".

:coffee

Calm down,,, it's a joke,,,

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