This is funny, I can relate

[tenderhearted]

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new

Drive-through ATM machines

Enabling customers to withdraw cash

Without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are

Requested to use the procedures outlined

Below when accessing their accounts."



"After months of careful research, MALE

& FEMALE Procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate

Steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.



**********************************************

FEMALE PROCEDURE:



Unfortunately, most of this part

Is the Truth.!!!!



1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required

Amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents

On to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will

Call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access

To machine due to its excessive distance

From the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary;

With your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate

Wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register

And place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card

Holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

[Anon]

Hm. I must be a guy and didn't know it. :lol:

[IM4given]

I am a woman and I seldom if ever use an ATM machine - it is much easier just to simply swipe your card through at the cashier's register!

[Bear]

SORRY!

[JerryNumbers]

Back when I had a country store, a lady stopped in for gas.

She first pulled up in front amd praked in front of the gas pumps.

Got out of her car when and got the gas nozzle and looked for her gas cap, it was on the other side of the car. She replaced the gas nozzle, got back in her car.

Them she went froward and turned and came back on the other side of the gas pumps, again with her gas tank on the opposite side.

Yes, I'm inside watching her going like this. :nutty

She gets back out of her car and goes and take the gas nozzle off the pump, turns to her car to take the gas cap off, its no there.

She looks around at everything, lays the gas nozzle on the ground, walks to the other side of the car, sees her gas cap, reaches up and is scratching her head, tying to figure out what is going on.

Yes, this was self service gas.

She stand there and the look on her face is pure amazement.

At that time I walk out front and asked her if I could help her.

She goes on t oexplain everything to me and she could not understand how the gas tank was on the wrong side of her car.

I went and got the gas nozzle, pulled in around and took the gas cap off, put the nozzle in and started putting gas in, I turned and asked her how much she wanted.

She said fill it up, but what in the world did I do wrong.

Hey, I was smart enough not to try and explain to this lady what she had done.

She turned out to be a great customer after that and never had another problem getting gas.

[IM4given]

Sounds like that lady found the perfect way to have someone pump her gas for her from that point on! Did you wash her windows and check her oil while you were at it? :tum

I would gladly pay extra money for "service with a smile" like they did in the days before Jimmy Carter! :lol:

[tenderhearted]

ok, I admit, I have pulled in to get gas and the gas tank was on the other side of the car. I still do it. I had a car before the one I drive now where the gas tank was on the drivers side, now my new car, it is on the passenger side, but, if I am not paying attention, i will park my car on the wrong side. LOL

Women really are NOT that bad of drivers, we can drive and put our make up on at the same time...LOL

[JerryNumbers]

At one time the gas hose was always long enough to reach to the other side of the car just in case you pulled up on the offside, but that seems not to be the case in modern time.

Were the old ways of time past a bit better?

Like you said, back them they would pump your gas, clean your windshield, check you radiator, and if asked would check the air in your tires.

Not no more! Plus look at what gas cost these days.

In the old days the extra service was free as well.

Amazing. :peek: