Clueless

[IM4given]

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and hooliganize with his buddies while I have to
work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless


Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore! You're a United States Senator from New York running for President of the United States . Act like one!

Mod note: Since there was an abbreviated swear word, I took the liberty of changing it to "hooliganize."

[bibletotingunslinger]

Simply the best smile maker I have ever read. :haha

[kevinmiller]

Would've been better without the abbreviated obscenity...