Random Thoughts

[John81]

Here are some random thoughts....

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why do people pay money to go up tall buildings and then put money into bincoulars so they can look at the ground?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If Wile Coyote had enough money to buy all that stuff from Acme, why didn't he just go out and buy a good dinner?

Did you ever notice that when you blow into a dogs face he gets mad at you but when you get into a car a dog sticks his head out the window?

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, where does baby oil come from.

[Ron]

Here are some random responses....

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
I guess we wanted to get the tough stuff out of the way first before taking care of the easy fix? lol

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
I often "slept like a baby" during my internship...

Why do people pay money to go up tall buildings and then put money into bincoulars so they can look at the ground?
cuz people like to spend money...duh

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
The song didn't say that no one cared. Some other people may have cared, it's just that I don't care...

If Wile Coyote had enough money to buy all that stuff from Acme, why didn't he just go out and buy a good dinner?
That coyote may have been smart, but he lacked alot of common sense like alot of people i know...

Did you ever notice that when you blow into a dogs face he gets mad at you but when you get into a car a dog sticks his head out the window?
I think that dogs are alot like coyotes...

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, where does baby oil come from.
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[John81]

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The Wile Coyote was my fav. :lol: