Stopping a burglar

[Colin Stolzer]

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from
an evening of church services,when she was startled by
an intruder.
She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of
its valuables and yelled:
'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. When he did, the
woman calmly called the police and explained what she
had done.As the officer cuffed the man to take him in,
he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there?
All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.'
'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had
an Ax and Two 38s!'

[John81]

:lol: