Politics

[Ashlee]

A politician dies and upon his arrival at the pearly gates he is told there has been a mixup, and they are not prepared, so he has the choice of going to heaven or hell, and that he will spend one day in each to help him decide.

Upon his visit to hell, he is greeted by some of his fellow politicians who take him to a fancy golf club, where they spend their day golfing, drinking champagne and eating caviar.

During his visit to heaven, he spends his day floating on clouds, playing harps and singing.

When asked by St. Peter where he wants to spend eternity, he thinks for a minute, but eventually chooses hell. So, St. Peter escorts him down to the gates of hell, where he sees his fellow politicians now dressed in rags as they slave away for the devil. The politician is confused and asks the devil what happened, it all was so wonderful yesterday.

The devil responds: "Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted."

[John81]

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