Things you never thought you would have to say!

[dadof4]

What are some of the things you have said to your children that you never thought you would have to say?

This is one I said recently to Esther - "Please, don't eat your Bible".

[Charbo]

:lol:
Never a dull moment with young children.

[futurehope]

"Joseph, take your sister's dress off!!"

Yes, it's true. Today, my son and daughter were playing dress up (so I thought) when I walked in and saw my son (4 yrs old) wearing one of my daughters (5) dresses. Seeing (and hearing) my astonishment, they explained, "We were playing Mary and Joseph, and this is Joseph's robe."

That made me feel a little better, but I did have to make sure my son understood that he could not wear his sisters clothes again.

[bzmomo7]

"Joseph, take your sister's dress off!!"

Yes, it's true. Today, my son and daughter were playing dress up (so I thought) when I walked in and saw my son (4 yrs old) wearing one of my daughters (5) dresses. Seeing (and hearing) my astonishment, they explained, "We were playing Mary and Joseph, and this is Joseph's robe."

That made me feel a little better, but I did have to make sure my son understood that he could not wear his sisters clothes again.

:lol:

[dadof4]

This one was said to my son, Jonathan, who is 2 years old.

"Please stop flossing your teeth with Mama's hair!"

[Guest Guest]

You have to start writing these down. Seems impossible but you will forget many of them! Futurehope it's really ok if you don't write this one down--Friends will remind you!--Your sister in Christ-Pixiedust