“Daffynitions”

[irishman]

Al Qaeda- The name of the merchant in a “chop shop.”

Jihad- A word one shouts while riding a bucking bronco; the bull riders chant.

Network- an incomplete sentence directed toward a fisherman. (How does your net work?)

Suicide Bomber- A man that is passing gas while in a closely confined closet: one destined to smell his own stink.

Islam- An incomplete sentence for attempting to slam a door.

Muslim- An unusual type of material used for knitting sweaters, etc.

Burqa Something a hair-lipped dog might do.

Iran- Something a child might say he did. (I ran to the store on my bike)

Iraq- A term used in billiards (“Iraq, you break”)

Sheite- The female counterpart of the “He-ite”.

Sunni- The slang beginning of a sentence for “soon he…”

Prada- a careless slang meaning “proud of”. (I am prada my son!)

Allah- “Allah be back later, dude”


“I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.” (Ex. 20: 2,3)

“Look unto me, and be ye saved, all the ends of the earth: for I am God, and there is none else.” (Isa. 45:22)

“Remember the former things of old: for I am God, and there is none else; I am God, and there is none like me,” (Isa. 46: 9)