Hard sayings for...

[irishman]

Hard Sayings (for the foreigner)
Signs and sayings that we may hear or see any time of any day:

“Lots for sale”
Lots of what?

“School Crossing”
Have you ever seen a school cross the road?

“Breaking News”
They will have to handle it more gently!

“Bump Ahead”
No thanks, I have enough lumps now!

“45 Ahead”
Depends on how many “heads” are in the car!

“Went Missing”
So, where is “missing”?

“Bring a dish to pass”
Pass a dish? Where’s the food?

“Listen up”
Can someone “listen down”?

“Free for a donation…”
???

“Bargain Hunters”
When does the season open, and where do I get a license?

"Keep right"
Now that's good advice for all of us!

"first quarter" (On the calendar)
Is that when the first quarter was made?

"Bray road does not stop"
Does that road go all the way to Florida?