I’ve officially found a way to make my job as pastor easier… by hiring a robot!
Introducing the Optimus PastorBot 3000!
Need a visit? No problem. My new robot friend will knock on your door, share the Gospel, and even quote the perfect Bible verse every time. No awkward conversations, just straight to the point.
Imagine:
Optimus going out to soulwinning, he’ll never get lost or skip a house.
He’ll share the plan of salvation flawlessly (because robots never get nervous).
It’ll even follow up with people to remind them about baptism. Meanwhile, I’ll be home, chilling with a cup of coffee starting a pastoral podcast on making pastoral life easy.
Guess I’ll still have to preach though… unless this robot starts learning how to do that too.
PS: Robots don’t enjoy coffee and donuts after service. Looks like I’ll be the one sticking around for fellowship time.
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