Gifts for the Teacher

[pneu-engine]

It was the last day of school and the kindergarten students all brought their teacher a gift.

The florist's son brought his gift to the teacher. She smelled it and said, "I'll bet it some flowers". "That's right!" shouted the little boy.

The Candy store owner's little girl brought her gift. The teacher said, "I think this is a box of candy." "That's right!" shouted the girl.

The liquor store owner's son brought his gift, whereupon the teacher noticed that is was leaking.

She put her finger to a droplet, tasted it and asked, "Is it wine?"

"No." the boy said.

"Is it champagne?" she asked as she tasted another droplet.

"No." the boy answered.

"What is it?" the teacher asked.

"A puppy!" shouted the boy.

[speerjp1]

:gross: but also :lol: