Dont mess with children you won't win

[daddyof2]

At the beginnig of the lunch line there was a plate of apples with a sign that read "Just take one, GOD is watching."
Near the end of the line there was a plate of cookies with a small sign that was in a childs handwriting that read"Take all you want, GOD's watching the apples."





The second grade teacher started off the day's science clas by asking the kids if any one knew anything about whales.
Little Suzy raised her hand and said "I know Jonah was swallowed by a whale."
The teacher replied"Suzy, science has proven that a whale cannot swallow a man, it is impossible'
Suzy said"Well when I get to Heaven I am going to ask Jonah myself"
The teacher asked "What if Jonah didnt go to Heaven"
Suzy thought for a moment and then replied"Well then, you can ask him"



Just remember never argue with children or old folks--they are smarter than you can give them credit for.