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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "The guy was your doctor..."

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Oh, that's bad! :lol:

Kinda like the doctor who called his patient and said, "Frank, I got some bad news and some WORSE NEWS." Frank replied, "Good grief, Doc, I guess give me the bad news." to which the doc replied, "You've only got 24 hours to live." Frank, exclaimed, "What could be worse that that!?" to which the doc replied, "I was supposed to call you yesterday!" :eek:eek

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