Some things to ponder...

[HappyChristian]

Here are a few things to think about while you are relaxing...



Can you cry under water?



How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered



Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?



Why does a round pizza come in a square box?



What disease did cured ham actually have?



How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?



Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?



Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?



Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?



Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?



If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?



If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?



Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!



If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?



Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?



Why did you just try singing the two songs above?



Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?




"Smile, It will improve your face value"



You all hummed the alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle...Admit it

[Madeline]

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