Political twist

[JerryNumbers]

The New York Times is famous for their left wing conservative views...

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the
lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming
parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion
jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her
terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A NYT reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says,
"Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I have seen a man do in my
whole life."


"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this
little kid in danger, and did that I thought was right."


"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New
York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the first page.
What kind of motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you
have?"


"A Harley Davidson, and I am a Republican."


The journalist leaves.


The following morning, the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads the headline on first page:

Please scroll down.
















"BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH".

[tired]

:lol: , That one was great.