Short Cuts - STC's

[Bro Jim]

STC (Senior Texting Codes)

Since more and more seniors citizens are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for senior discounts, these are the codes for you:

ATD: At The Doctor's
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing...Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

Edited January 31, 2011 by Bro Jim

[Covenanter]

SPY - secret of perpetual youth
LCD - low carbohydrate diet

[Covenanter]

TLA - three letter acronyms
PDUTLA - people don't understand three letter acronyms
GWUTLATC - geeks who use three letter acronyms to confuse

[irishman]

Hey, I resemble those remarks! They are not as funny now as they once were!

[Covenanter]

Hey, I resemble those remarks! They are not as funny now as they once were!

Sorry. Do you want me to explain?