EGGS

[LindaR]

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents Because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked.
"YES!!" stated the waitress.
"I'll take the special then." my wife said.
"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked. "Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We've been around the block more than once!!

[qwerty guy]

HA HA HA, oh man I love that.

I was in a weird mood one night and the menu said "your choice of potato". I asked the waitress if they where in a tank like the lobsters... I then asked for my selection to be brought out on a tray for me to decide. Luckily, most people at the table, and the waitress herself, all had a sense of humor, and I had the ability to tip well lol.

[Madeline]

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We've been around the block more than once!!

I think I've been around the block just once...and I still have the energy I need to continue walking, or running. :smile

P.S. There are some bad neighbours around the block......

[godsgurlie_077]

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents Because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked.
"YES!!" stated the waitress.
"I'll take the special then." my wife said.
"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked. "Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We've been around the block more than once!!

I find that Seniors can have a good sense of humor thanks for sharing that story it was cute.

[IM4given]

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents Because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked.
"YES!!" stated the waitress.
"I'll take the special then." my wife said.
"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked. "Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We've been around the block more than once!!

:lol:

[Guest Guest]

HA HA HA, oh man I love that.

I was in a weird mood one night and the menu said "your choice of potato". I asked the waitress if they where in a tank like the lobsters... I then asked for my selection to be brought out on a tray for me to decide. Luckily, most people at the table, and the waitress herself, all had a sense of humor, and I had the ability to tip well lol.

HAHAHAHA that is awesome!!! Oh that I had such a sense of humor! :lol: