LOGANGSTERS ROLL IN

[kingjack]

LOGANGSTERS I KNOW YALL HERE STAND UP JAKE PAULERS HAVE NO PLACE ALL HAIL LOGANG

[OLD fashioned preacher]

How about speaking English. Incidentally, did you realize you are in the "Introduce Yourself" area.

So, along with an apparent intro of, "Hi, I'm Jack and I'm a troll", how about answering the following. WHEN (not if) you die, what will your destination be (Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, Nirvana, nothingness, other). AND what's your basis for your answer?

 

Different subject, continued evidence of being a mere agitator will result in imminent removal.

[kingjack]

I will be in other sounds like a good place

[OLD fashioned preacher]

No reason given.

 

Do you even believe in God?

[kingjack]

y-e-s

[OLD fashioned preacher]

What does someone have to do to get to Heaven and why is it an undesirable enough of a place to hope you can end up someplace else (based upon your reply that "other" sounds like a good place)?

[kingjack]

A joke is a thing that exists

[OLD fashioned preacher]

Still haven't answered. Also, the only thing your sentence stated (grammatically) is that a joke exist (as opposed to humor being nonexistent).

[kingjack]

It's the internet who cares about grammar 

[OLD fashioned preacher]

Considering that your message was not properly conveyed, it can make a HUGE difference. Had there not been any context via previous posts, your last reply (having no question mark) actually states that it is the internet which cares about grammar.

 

Still haven't answered.

 

[kingjack]

Still wondering why you put so many spaces

[OLD fashioned preacher]

Due to a change in subject matter. If I was indenting the first line of each paragraph, I would still double space between paragraphs. Same principle (as opposed to 'principal'. Spelling also makes a difference, even on the internet. Also, as this example shows, spell check won't catch everything).