random jokes

[Brytanleroy]

did u hear the joke about the broken drum? u cant beat it.
what do u call a guy who sticks his right arm into a lions mouth?..........lefty.



add on if u want

[Brytanleroy]

orry i didn't put more but my mom called me 2 do some thing...
here's more:
u know ur getting old when u figure out that the "snap crackle and pop" isn't from ur cereal anymore..

[Brytanleroy]

where do ducks go on vacation= alberquackie
where do chickens go on vacation= san di-eggo
why did silly sarah feel safe going in the alligator lake? cuz the sharks scared them away

[Angelmiss49]

What do you get when you combine Lassie with a pitbull?
A dog that bites our leg off then goes for help.

What did story BUgs BUnny read to his nieces and nephews?
The Tortoise and the hare.
Angelmiss