Application

[Charbo]

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

[Guest Guest]

That's a good one.
God bless,
Crushmaster.

[PreacherBen]

I think that is the same guy who later in the same application came to:

Nearest relative:

To which he replied, "17 miles." :lol