Catholic Gas

[chev1958]

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out
making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of
gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was just a
block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The
attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out,
but she could wait until it was returned.

Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not
to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car
that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to
the patient.

Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station,
filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptist preachers had just
stopped to offer assistance. Before getting out of their car, they watched
in amazement what she was doing.

As they watched from her, one of them turned to the other and said,
"If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."

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:loll: chev1958...thanks for the chuckle. Now, that would be something??? Who knows what might actually work in our engines? :ideas: Stanger things have happened. :loco

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