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Short Ones
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Short Ones 1. I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one. 2. I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. 3. I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me. 4. Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? She took a day off. 5. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. 6. What do you call a magician who lost his magic? Ian. 7. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I am OK. 8. I went to the docto…
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An old Texas cowhand was giving his granddaughter some advice. "Sweetheart, do you want to live a long, productive life?" "Yes, Grandpa!" "Well, yuh take ye a pinch of gun powder, and put it in your oatmeal every mornin'." "OK, Grandpa!" So, every morning, that little girl put a pinch of gunpowder in her oatmeal and stirred it all up. Ladies and Gentlemen, that little girl just passed away at age 103. She left nine children. She left twenty-one grandchildren. She left thirty-four great grandchildren. And she left a forty foot crater where the crematorium used to be.
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George, Ted, and Harry grew up in the same block and were about the same age. They played together and became friends. The went to the same grade school, were in the same classes all the way though, and became closer friends. In high school they played on the school's sports teams and there became best friends. In their junior and senior years they started dating. They would go on triple dates and the girls they were dating also became very good friends. After high school George, Ted, and Harry married and were best men at each other's weddings. With the pressure of developing careers and starting families they did not see as much of eac…
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Yes to fruit cakes….
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Son it’s time to get up, do I have to get up, yes you have to get up, why ? because we’re going to church and you’re the pastor.
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Join me…. ?
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Because my pastor got a beard...
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Some here might say, by not posting. Here he goes again… ?
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I'm constantly browsing church websites for inspiration and to observe current website trends. (It's part of my job). Today, I came across a website with the caption, "We Grow People." My brain must have been in its comedic mode because I took it to heart, picturing a garden of human heads sprouting like enthusiastic sunflowers. ?
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Advil: Is door to door soul winning still working today? Metformin: It boils down to obedience more than results. Rinvoq: Jesus said He is the door. Paxlovid: I listened to the Doors before I was saved. Advil: Confused emoji Nyquil: You are confused because you are stupid. Advil: Is the bible stupid too? Paxlovid: You guys be trippin’. Moderator: Go read the rules again. Rinvoq: He who opens the door… Need I say more? Generic: He who closes the door… Yes, say more. Rinvoq: Hey newbie, get off the thread. Generic: No! You get off the thread. Rinvoq: Anybody who believes the bible wants you off the thread. …
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I thought this city was liberal, you are preaching at the borderline and it is for your safety. ?
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I hope they are not turning gay on me… ? ?️??
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Somebody stole the offering plates, but this will not keep us from taking the offering…?
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What's a funny or interesting story from your childhood or youth that you'd like to share?
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Let's find out a little about each other here. What's a funny or interesting story from your childhood or youth that you'd like to share? I once stopped an escalator in the mall because the button said "press to stop" and an older gentleman then fell down the escalator. My brother then put the fear of escalators in me because me told me that once I got to the top my pants would get stuck in the gears and pull my pants down. I never pushed the red button again and then always jumped when I to the last step because I was afraid my pants would get stuck.
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Little Johnny went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well Johnny, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for one instead." After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room. He finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus. Dear Jesus, I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle. Your Friend, Little Johnny Now Little Johnny knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was, so he ripped up the letter and decided to give it a…
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If you walked with God, obeying Him and striving against sin, He would be providing for you and taking care of you. Choosing the path of sin and compromise is not pleasing to the Lord, and is a reason for Him to chastise you and not bless you. Sin is never justifiable or excusable. It is disobedience. Romans 3:8 And not rather, (as we be slanderously reported, and as some affirm that we say,) Let us do evil, that good may come? whose damnation is just. -
Did I mention here thar I am a graduate of Biochemistry? Maybe some should contact the University of Yaounde 1 with the registration number 08R0585. OR my faculty email if it is permitted to post here. You will understand what is mean to move from grace to grass -
You don't have to be sorry. You are right. Internet is virtually free. There is Ayoba the gives 100megabytes daily for old customers. That is enough for my daily use. I don't move to places. My movement is limited. I don't need to pay. Apart from that. There a fortunate days that I can find something to earn 500f ($0.85). @BrotherTony I don't pray you experience this but if you can experience hunger in a day, if you have can experience what some people in war zones goes through just for a day. You will understand why I it difficult to avoid crimes. A grain of peanut is a great fortune that sometimes you need to chew one for basal metabolism and to stay alive. It's been since 2016 for some of us.
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I'm sorry that you're experiencing such hardship. But, doing wrong, especially when you KNOW that it is wrong, and making excuses for doing so is only more proof that you are NOT trying to do that which is right and acceptable by the Lord. As Jerry has pointed out, whatever is not of faith is sin. Without faith it's IMPOSSIBLE to please God. I'm going to be blunt here...you continue to jump from one evil to the next saying that you know it's wrong, all the while also posting that you're relying on God. In this I find you to be a liar and of no more need of response from me. The constant posting of your sins here bring you to the classification of an internet troll in my book. If you have no money, how are you paying for Internet service? How do you move from place to place with no funds? I'm sorry, but, I'm not buying it. -
Hunger became my way of life. Sicknesses and homelessness became a part of me. I resisted and waited on the lord for years. I have written many letter to organizations, churches and everywhere necessary no change. I went hungry from Tuesday to Thursday. I ate nothing. I was shivering and looking sick and very weak. On Friday I met some individuals, homeless and hungry. They had already organized a gang. They said since no one want to share, the rather steal than die of hunger. We have been together since Friday. Yesterday we went to gambling house and I am learning to gamble too. In the night we went to a few places and telling me how i can recognize someone who has money and how to lunch an attack. I think I am part of them. It’s is regrettable but one I am able, I will abandon them. It os regrettable what I found myself doing. I feel bad about it but that is better than joining the separatist fighters
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