Because my pastor got a beard...

Because someone took my seat.

 

Someone hurt my feelings.

 

Because there is no air-conditioning, and TD Jake is preaching.

Because I'm too tired 

 

Because you tried to kill my wife (True Story).

Because I have the hiccups! 

Edited September 18, 20231 yr by BrotherTony

I am leaving because the preacher did not shake my hand… ?

Because the service is over

 

Edited September 18, 20231 yr by Napsterdad

I am leaving because they use grape juice…