A Long, Productive Life

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An old Texas cowhand was giving his granddaughter some advice.

"Sweetheart, do you want to live a long, productive life?"

"Yes, Grandpa!"

"Well, yuh take ye a pinch of gun powder, and put it in your oatmeal every mornin'."

"OK, Grandpa!"

So, every morning, that little girl put a pinch of gunpowder in her oatmeal and stirred it all up.

Ladies and Gentlemen, that little girl just passed away at age 103.

She left nine children.

She left twenty-one grandchildren.

She left thirty-four great grandchildren.

And she left a forty foot crater where the crematorium used to be.