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And please tell me what all that has to do with a woodchuck, who even if he or she could chuck wood, no one even knows how much wood that woodchuck could chuck, nor how long it would take the woodchuck to chuck wood if said woodchuck could chuck wood?

Oh, would that woodchuck be chucking hardwood, if so would chucking hardwood wear the woodchucks teeth out real fast, that is if a woodchuck chucked wood, or does the woodchuck chuck wood with their teeth?

Does anyone around here know anything at all about a woodchuck, or is everyone's mind just full of woodchuck questions about woodchucks chucking wood although no one has ever seen a woodchuck chucking wood at anytime in their life and what would the wood look like after a woodchuck chucked wood, if a woodchuck happened to chuck some wood?

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Is there anyone that has seen that woodchuck that is suppose to be chucking wood anywhere around here?

What's a woodchuck good for is it doesn't chuck some wood?

Are you all saying the woodchuck is sick and on medication so the little woodchuck can't chuck no wood?

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Would you like to learn something about a woodchuck chucking wood?

http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html

Would you like to see a cute picture of a woodchuck?

http://www.northstar.k12.ak.us/schools/ ... chuck.html

http://www.fcps.k12.va.us/StratfordLand ... dchuck.htm

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