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So...

DaveW's victory was short-lived! Mwuhahahaha!

Despite his post being the first on page 1,000 on both his and my computer, when the rubber met the road...and when it really counted; which is, in the view of the moderators...since they are the defining power...I now claim victory by default and happenstance.

Read 'em and weep Dave...read 'em and weep. :laugh:

...and just for good measure...TAKE THIS!

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7 hours ago, No Nicolaitans said:

So...

DaveW's victory was short-lived! Mwuhahahaha!

Despite his post being the first on page 1,000 on both his and my computer, when the rubber met the road...and when it really counted; which is, in the view of the moderators...since they are the defining power...I now claim victory by default and happenstance.

Read 'em and weep Dave...read 'em and weep. :laugh:

...and just for good measure...TAKE THIS!

joel-osteen.jpg

Now c'mon mods......... surely this kind of obscene imagery is against forum rules????????

(And thanks NoNics - you can't 'unsee' that smile.........)

:laugh:

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I think NoNics and the mods are conspiring together to torture me - there can be no other reason for them fancifully taking away my hard fought 1000 page first post and then allowing such disgusting and soul piercing smiles to be ppstes. The false sincerity behind that smile haunts me........:4_6_4:

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9 hours ago, DaveW said:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!:3531a34faafcd3d5ab8749a94f57319e::4_6_100::4_11_9:

Please! Make it stop!!!!!!

 

(Oh and congrats on page 1001 first post....)

 

3 hours ago, Rosie said:

Congrats NN

 

lets see who gets 1002

Unfortunately, if things go for me the way they went for Dave, then I wasn't actually the first to page 1,001...Dave was. :4_2_204v:

Also like Dave...I think I'm running out of gas.  :laugh:

However, I do think I have enough for one final enduring memory for Dave to ponder over...

Hey Dave...in order for you to truly appreciate this and for the best experience, click the mp3 file first, then while the music is playing, scroll down this page and read the rest of this post so as to get the best overall effect...:laugh:

 

Play me...I'm an mp3!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Faster than reading the Living Bible!

More powerful than even Rick Warren!

Able to preach entire sermons without referencing a single verse!

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Superpastor!

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Come on...let the music continue while you continue to gaze! :laugh:

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