Members John81 Posted April 12, 2006 Members Share Posted April 12, 2006 As I, and now my sons, like to say: Yee-haw!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GODsJOY Posted April 15, 2006 Members Share Posted April 15, 2006 Now that we done that, Who is going to be next to share their user name story :ears: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted April 15, 2006 Members Share Posted April 15, 2006 Going once...going twice.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GODsJOY Posted April 17, 2006 Members Share Posted April 17, 2006 :ears: or do i say going,going,going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted April 25, 2006 Members Share Posted April 25, 2006 Oh where, oh where is everybody at? Oh where, oh where can they be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Here I am :wave: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted May 25, 2006 Members Share Posted May 25, 2006 I'm so glad you arrived!!! We have been getting rather worried! :mrgreen: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 Does anyone know anything about the Tim LaHaye KJV Prophecy Bible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hermanj Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 Does anyone know anything about the Tim LaHaye KJV Prophecy Bible? I personally do not have one, but it was recommended by a visiting evangelist (I don't remember which one) about a year ago and several people bought one and they all really like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 Thanks herman! I've wondered about that Bible for awhile now but have been unable to find anyone who either owns one or knows anyone who does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted July 13, 2006 Members Share Posted July 13, 2006 You Know You Belong to a Redneck Church if... 1. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. 2. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. 3. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up. 4. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. 5. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of" (Love it!) 6. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the choir is known as the "OK Chorale". 7. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... in a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory. 8. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... people think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy. 9. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized "Wheeling" washtub. 10. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue. 11. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the collection plates are really hubcaps from a 56 Chevy. 12. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... instead of a bell; you are called to service by a duck call. 13. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the minister and his wife drive matching pickup trucks. 14. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the communion wine is Boone's Farm "Tickled Pink". 15. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... "Thou shall not covet" applies to huntin' dogs, too. 16. You know You're in a Redneck Church if... the final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now, Ya heah". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kayla Posted July 14, 2006 Members Share Posted July 14, 2006 You might be a Missourian...if you can drive 5 miles in pouring rain with out windshield whippers on..and still make it home safety... :mrgreen: Did I mention the roads had 2 inches of standing rain on them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted July 14, 2006 Members Share Posted July 14, 2006 I was checking the radar earlier and I noticed that at least half of Missouri was covered with showers and thunderstorms. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kayla Posted July 14, 2006 Members Share Posted July 14, 2006 It was going really bad earlier...I could tell it wasn't Tornado weather, you can just feel that...I don't know how to explain it I can just tell...Anyway, yep there's alot of water and such on the road...Our county fair is this weekend...and I was suppose to go tomorrow night with a really good friend of mine...there are amusement rides...He was even going to pay...but now it might be rained out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted July 14, 2006 Members Share Posted July 14, 2006 It might not be raining tomorrow. County fairs can be a lot of fun; especially if someone else is paying! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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