Members 2bLikeJesus Posted January 23, 2015 Members Share Posted January 23, 2015 I went to the Lord this morning...I feel so much better. HappyChristian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Ukulelemike Posted January 23, 2015 Moderators Share Posted January 23, 2015 Went to Denny's this morning, feel so much better. HappyChristian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ThePilgrim Posted January 23, 2015 Members Share Posted January 23, 2015 Went to my computer this morning and read the news. . . . feeling kind'a lowdown. Â HappyChristian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators HappyChristian Posted January 23, 2015 Administrators Share Posted January 23, 2015 God is good. All the time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rosie Posted January 23, 2015 Members Share Posted January 23, 2015 its raining hard here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted January 24, 2015 Members Share Posted January 24, 2015 Bananas are known to lower the risk of heart attacks and strokes, as well as decrease your risk of getting cancer, according to the FDA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ThePilgrim Posted January 24, 2015 Members Share Posted January 24, 2015 Bananas are known to lower the risk of heart attacks and strokes, as well as decrease your risk of getting cancer, according to the FDA. Bananas are good food fit for human consumption as are many other real creations of God that he placed on this earth for man's sustenance. Â However, I think the FDA states the case wrongly. Â They should have said> All food placed on this earth for man's sustenance should be eaten and enjoyed by man to maintain his health and strength as our good God intended. Â They should have also said: Â All other foods made by man that contain chemicals to make them better selling products and all genetically modified foods to make higher profits for the companies so involved should not be eaten as they contain poisonous chemicals and pesticides and herbicides. Â John81 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted January 28, 2015 Members Share Posted January 28, 2015 Scientists have found that babies sometimes cry at night to prevent their parents from making another baby. Â (Well, scientists said it so it must be true! I'd really like to know just how they determined this. Did they interview the night crying babies? Were these babies tweeting about their exploits? Or, just perhaps, did some scientists using government grant money simply speculate among themselves until they agreed upon a reason they thought was funny and sounded good to them?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ThePilgrim Posted January 28, 2015 Members Share Posted January 28, 2015 Anyone with a good imagination and a liking for filling out government forms can get a grant to study anything, it seems. Â I have a vivid imagination. Â Â Just a shame I hate government forms. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted January 29, 2015 Members Share Posted January 29, 2015 A burglar once logged onto Facebook using his victim's computer and left the page open, making it easy for police to track him down. Â (DUH!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Ukulelemike Posted January 29, 2015 Moderators Share Posted January 29, 2015 SpongebOB Squarepants and his fellow citizens of Bikini Bottom are actually radiation-induced mutants. Bikini Bottom is actually under the Bikini Atoll, where some nuke tests were done back in 1946. This was confirmed by the official Nickelodeon-written synopsis.  Bikini Atoll is also where Godzilla came from.  Who would think Godzilla and SpongebOB had anything in common? John81 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Genevanpreacher Posted January 31, 2015 Members Share Posted January 31, 2015 They must be cousins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Genevanpreacher Posted January 31, 2015 Members Share Posted January 31, 2015 (edited) Mercedes-Benz vehicles are one of the easiest vehicles to fix issues on.  Prices for replacement parts are generally similar to other vehicles, maybe a little more, but not uncomfy for someone making less than $40 grand a year.  The mechanics make their money on MB's in labor, not the parts, because the cars are so easy and quick to fix. I have had one for almost 4 years now and am quite surprised at what people actually believe about the 'cost'.  It's almost ridiculous.  I have had 14 vehicles, Ford, Chevrolet, Dodge, Chrysler, Mercury, Pontiac, and Mercedes. The last has been the best! Edited January 31, 2015 by Genevanpreacher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted January 31, 2015 Members Share Posted January 31, 2015 While attending a black tie gala, a partygoer asked President OBama to get them some coffee — they thought he was a waiter. Genevanpreacher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted February 4, 2015 Members Share Posted February 4, 2015 The younger you are when you start drinking, the more likely you are to have a prOBlem with alcohol. Â (I wonder how many millions of dollars of our money they spent for research to come up with this OBvious information?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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