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[qwerty guy]

"Hi Lucifer, didn't recognize you!"
My new saying. I practice it in my head.

"Hi Lucifer, didn't recognize you!"
I picture the different times I run into him.

"Hi Lucifer, didn't recognize you!"
All the different situation.

"Hi Lucifer, didn't recognize you!"
All the different people.


"I wouldn't have preached like that."
HI LUCIFER

"Too much money goes toward....."
HI LUCIFER

"I love this ministry, but the way they..."
HI LUCIFER, DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU!

Think it's harsh? Lucifer was in a ministry, he said he would do things different
Lucifer listened to preaching, he said he could preach better.
Lucifer was a member of First Baptist Church of Heaven, he thought the preacher was wrong.
He figured he could do better, that he knew better.
Oh, and that ministry leader? Jesus? Lucifer knows he can run a Sunday school better then HIM.

He knew so much better in fact, that he started telling everyone, and a lot of the people he told agreed.
He hurt the bus kids by getting them to disobey the teacher
He then caused a church split, and 1/3 of the members left.

You feel free to come tell me what YOU think of the preacher that God gave me.
You feel free to come tell me how YOU would teach that class
Come tell me all about how someone doesn't run a ministry well
What YOU would do different.

Please come tell me.
I've been practicing what I'm going to say.

[John81]

Interesting and thought provoking.

[sarcrew]

I agree John.

Wayne