Funny From My Dear Friend...Dr. Robert Griffin....

[BrotherTony]

09/14/21 Grif.Net - At Our House

Overheard at our house . . .

Bob: Honey, I think the new dryer is shrinking my clothes.

Teresa: No, Sweetie. It’s the fridge.

Bob: I am afraid I might be having memory issues.

Teresa: How long has this problem been going on?

Bob: What problem?

Teresa: Look at the neighbors down the street, how lovely they look. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, even holding the door for her. Why can’t you do the same?

Bob: Are you crazy? I barely know that woman.

Bob: I haven’t been sleeping well lately.

Teresa: Well there goes the last of your talents.

Bob: Doctor gave me a pill to help me sleep thru the night, but I’m not sure I’ll try it.

Teresa: Sounds wonderful. Why not give it a try?

Bob: Bottle says “Take 1 every two hours”.

Teresa: I’m concerned that our washing machine isn’t pumping out water.

Bob: Oh, my. I’ll add that to my list. I’m still concerned that we can’t find the hamster anywhere.