Members ... Posted March 20, 2017 Members Share Posted March 20, 2017 (edited) . Edited March 19, 2023 by ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members No Nicolaitans Posted May 27, 2017 Author Members Share Posted May 27, 2017 What rhymes with orange? No it doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Joe Coley Posted May 28, 2017 Members Share Posted May 28, 2017 using perverted bibles is like the man who raised chickens for a living. he had a hen setting on a nest and decided he would save money so he mixed saw dust in with his laying mash. well the hen set on twelve eggs. finally eleven of the eggs hatched and they all had wooden legs.then the 12th one hatched and he was a wood pecker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Pastor Matt Posted August 24, 2017 Administrators Share Posted August 24, 2017 My battery had an alkaline problem, so it went to AA meetings DaveW and No Nicolaitans 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DaveW Posted August 24, 2017 Members Share Posted August 24, 2017 1 hour ago, BroMatt said: My battery had an alkaline problem, so it went to AA meetings You're a dad aren't you.......... No Nicolaitans 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DaveW Posted September 7, 2017 Members Share Posted September 7, 2017 Three pieces of string were wanting a cup of coffee each. The first one walked into the cafe and asked the barista for a cappuccino. The barista looked him up and down and said "We don't serve string here". The piece of string walked out both feeling sorry for himself. The second poece of string walked into the cafe and asked the barista for a flat white. The barista looked him up and down and said "We don't serve string here". The piece of string walked out both feeling dejected and suffering from coffe cravings. The third piece of string had watched this happen and formulated a plan. He unravelled his top and tied a half hitch in his middle, then walked into the cafe and asked for a latte. The barista looked him up and down, considered for a minute then said to "Are you a piece of string?" To which the third piece of string answered, "Frayed knot".......... No Nicolaitans and Rosie 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DaveW Posted December 6, 2017 Members Share Posted December 6, 2017 Two blondes are walking along in the country when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says "They are rabbit tracks". The second says "No, I think they are deer tracks". The first says "No, you are wrong. They are definitely rabbit tracks." The second, speaking adamantly now proclaims "No, they are without doubt deer tracks".  Then they got hit by a train........... No Nicolaitans 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DaveW Posted December 6, 2017 Members Share Posted December 6, 2017 Two atoms meet up one day for lunch, and the first one says to the second one" So how are you?". Atom 2: "Not feeling the best - I've lost an electron." Atom 1: "Are you sure?" Atom 2: "Yep. I'm Positive." heartstrings, Alan and No Nicolaitans 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members No Nicolaitans Posted December 6, 2017 Author Members Share Posted December 6, 2017 I can't stop laughing at that one! It's all scientificky 'n such! DaveW 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members No Nicolaitans Posted January 9, 2018 Author Members Share Posted January 9, 2018 How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a lightbulb?  None. The lightbulb must want to change itself. Alan and heartstrings 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ... Posted September 6, 2018 Members Share Posted September 6, 2018 (edited) . Edited March 19, 2023 by ... HappyChristian, heartstrings and Alan 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouncing Bill Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Did you hear about the invisible man who married the invisible woman? Â Their children were nothing to look at. Alan, SureWord, Pastor Matt and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SureWord Posted August 17, 2020 Members Share Posted August 17, 2020 Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn’t matter, it’s not going to come anyway. heartstrings 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ... Posted August 17, 2020 Members Share Posted August 17, 2020 (edited) . Edited March 19, 2023 by ... heartstrings and Pastor Matt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rstrats Posted August 19, 2020 Members Share Posted August 19, 2020 Lum - Where is the first cigarette mentioned in the Bible? Abner - I don't know. Lum - In Genesis where it says that Rebekah lit off a camel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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