Moderators Salyan Posted September 2, 2016 Moderators Share Posted September 2, 2016 2 hours ago, Brother Stafford said: Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick Snort... I am laughing at this one far more than it deserves... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members No Nicolaitans Posted September 2, 2016 Author Members Share Posted September 2, 2016 10...binary...LOL! 2bLikeJesus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Musician4God1611 Posted December 29, 2016 Members Share Posted December 29, 2016 Why couldn't Susie ride a bike? - - - - - Because Susie didn't have any arms. ........................... Knock Knock. (Who's There?) - - - - Not Susie! Ok so this one's a little messed up but it always gets a good reaction out of people. No Nicolaitans 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moderators Ukulelemike Posted December 30, 2016 Moderators Share Posted December 30, 2016 What is yellow, creamy and deadly? Shark-infested Custard. No Nicolaitans and Alan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DaveW Posted December 30, 2016 Members Share Posted December 30, 2016 I can cut through wood just by looking at it! I know it is hard to believe. I didn't believe it myself. But I saw it with my own eyes........... No Nicolaitans and Alan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DaveW Posted December 31, 2016 Members Share Posted December 31, 2016 An infinite line of mathematicians walks into a bar. The first one say to the barman "I would like one glass of milk please (dirty glass of course). The barman looks at the second who says "I will have half of what he is having thanks". And the third in line says "and I will have have half of what the second is having thanks". The barnan looks at the line disappearing out the door and down the street, thinks for a moment, pours two glasses of milk and says to the mathematicians " there you are - you can work it out for yourselves." No Nicolaitans 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ... Posted January 1, 2017 Members Share Posted January 1, 2017 (edited) . Edited March 19, 2023 by ... No Nicolaitans, Pastor Matt and Alan 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Pastor Matt Posted January 8, 2017 Administrators Share Posted January 8, 2017 On 12/31/2016 at 7:08 PM, Brother Stafford said: The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members heartstrings Posted February 10, 2017 Members Share Posted February 10, 2017 Grandma and Grandpa were sitting on the porch together, rocking. After some time, grandma looks over at grandpa, smiles, and says "I sure and proud of you". Grandpa cupped his ear, turned and said "what did ya say?". Grandma says a little louder "I said I sure am proud of you". Grandpa- "Huh?" Grandma "I'm PROUD OF YOU" Grandpa "Well I'm TIRED OF YOU TOO" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Jim_Alaska Posted February 10, 2017 Administrators Share Posted February 10, 2017 Baseball is mentioned in the Bible, can you find it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Jim_Alaska Posted February 10, 2017 Administrators Share Posted February 10, 2017 Mother to young son; "Billy, do you know what God's name is?" Billy; "Yes mom, his name is Andy." Mom; " Now Billy, what in the world would ever make you think that God's name is Andy?" Billy; " Oh mom, we sing about it in our song book: Andy walks with me Andy he talks with me." If you heard it before please be gentle, I'm old. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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