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3 Men Camping

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3 men, a Baptist Pastor, a Catholic Priest, and a Jewish Rabbi were on a camping trip together (suspend unequally yoked comments for this humor).  They got into an argument about which of them was better at converting someone to their faith.  They decided on a challenge right there in the woods.  They would go out into the woods and the person who did the best job in converting a woodland creature to their faith would win.

Catholic Priest:  I encountered a bear in the woods and after we went through the catechisms he will be taking mass with me tomorrow morning!

Baptist Pastor:  I also encountered a bear down by the river, and after a two hour hell fire and damnation sermon the bear wanted to get baptized right away in the river! 

Jewish Rabbi:  (Laying on a gurney in a full-body cast)  I also encountered a bear and looking back, maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision. 

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