Members ThePilgrim Posted June 27, 2015 Members Share Posted June 27, 2015 Warning! People with blond hair should not read this joke! If people with blond hair do read this joke don't say I didn't warn you!“Hey guys who wants to hear a blonde joke?” Said a blind old man after settling himself down at the coffee shop. The question was met with dead silence. After a few second pause, the waitress walked up to the blind fella and put her face right up to his nose and said in a menacing voice. “I’m blond and I don’t appreciate blonde jokes! My husband is right next to me, he’s blonde and he doesn’t appreciate blonde jokes either. And best of all, on your right is a blond bodybuilder who I’m pretty sure doesn’t like blonde jokes either! Would you still like to say that joke?” “Nah forget it!” Said the blind fella, “Not if I'm gonna' have to explain the darn joke that many times"! Genevanpreacher, Miss Daisy and Covenanter 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Covenanter Posted June 27, 2015 Members Share Posted June 27, 2015 A blond, red-head & brunette were shipwrecked on a desert island. They found a lamp & when they polished it, the resident genie appeared with his 3 wishes - one each.The red-head said "I want to go home;" The brunette also said "I want to go home;" The blond looked around, & said, "I'm lonely without my friends...." Genevanpreacher and Miss Daisy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rosie Posted June 27, 2015 Members Share Posted June 27, 2015 A blond was told by her father if she ever gets lost in a snow storm to follow the snow plows.. so one winter night it was snowing hard so she started following a snow plow... after about a half an hour, the driver got out and said Ma'am I just finished plowing the K-mart parking lot,, now I am going to go do the Wlamart parking lot Covenanter, Miss Daisy and Genevanpreacher 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 2bLikeJesus Posted June 28, 2015 Members Share Posted June 28, 2015 A blonde was having difficulty with a jigsaw puzzle so she called her boyfriend to come over to help.Blonde: Hi honey, I can't seem to figure out this jigsaw puzzle, can you come over to help me? Boyfriend: What is it supposed to be a picture of? Blonde: There is a tiger on the box!Boyfriend: Okay, I will be right over (rolls his eyes).The boyfriend arrives to find all the pieces of the puzzle scattered on the dining room table. He takes the blonde by her hand and leads her into the living room, and sits with her on the couch. He then says, honey, why don't you go make us a nice cup of coffee and after we finish that, we will go back into the dining room and put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box. Alan, Genevanpreacher and Miss Daisy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rosie Posted June 28, 2015 Members Share Posted June 28, 2015 mwahahahahahahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Genevanpreacher Posted June 28, 2015 Members Share Posted June 28, 2015 (edited) A blonde came across a strange situation - Railroad tracks where a brunette was standing on one of the rails jumping up and down saying "22, 22, 22...". The blonde stopped and asked the girl what was up. The brunette answered "Just having some fun, wanna try it?" So the blonde being the adventurous girl that she was joined in. Jumping up and down on the opposite rail saying the number 22. "You're right this is fun!"A train flew down the tracks, and as it was about to run over them both, the brunette jumped clear. Just as the train ended, the brunette jumped back on the rail. This time jumping up and down saying "23, 23, 23...". Edited June 28, 2015 by Genevanpreacher Rosie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 2ndTimothy Posted June 30, 2015 Members Share Posted June 30, 2015 I heard of a blonde who was paranoid and dyslexic . She always thought she was following someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Salyan Posted June 30, 2015 Moderators Share Posted June 30, 2015 Why is it that these jokes came to be always about blondes? Why not brunettes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Covenanter Posted June 30, 2015 Members Share Posted June 30, 2015 Why is it that these jokes came to be always about blondes? Why not brunettes?The English tell Irish jokes; the Irish tell Kerry jokes; the Dutch tell Belgian jokes, etc, however the Jews tell Jewish jokes that aren't funny to Gentiles .... We can see that you are blond from your pic (or are you grey ) but we love you. And it's nice to have someone on the forum to joke about who can laugh at herself. I laugh when the joke is on me - I'd miss a lot of fun if I didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Salyan Posted June 30, 2015 Moderators Share Posted June 30, 2015 (what's a Kerry joke?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ThePilgrim Posted June 30, 2015 Author Members Share Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) Why is it that these jokes came to be always about blondes? Why not brunettes?I don't really know but just guessing . . . . I think it may be because of the way movies and television have portrayed the blond. A Kerry joke is the U.S. Secretary of State. I think his hair stylist would tell us he is really blond if asked. Edited June 30, 2015 by ThePilgrim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Covenanter Posted June 30, 2015 Members Share Posted June 30, 2015 We're with our 2-y-o grandson Michael, who has lovely fair hair - why don't we say "blonde" for a little boy?His shirt has the message, "I'm funny and I know it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators OLD fashioned preacher Posted June 30, 2015 Moderators Share Posted June 30, 2015 South U.S. would call him a towhead. Americans (in general) would call him a blond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rebecca Posted July 1, 2015 Members Share Posted July 1, 2015 Blond jokes are funnier when told by bunnies. 2bLikeJesus, Genevanpreacher, Covenanter and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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