Members ThePilgrim Posted June 9, 2015 Members Share Posted June 9, 2015 A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the table.As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my table and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."drum riff No Nicolaitans 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DaveW Posted June 10, 2015 Members Share Posted June 10, 2015 (But I can't help myself - pandas are not marsupials. Mammal yes; marsupial no. )But still - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ThePilgrim Posted June 11, 2015 Author Members Share Posted June 11, 2015 (But I can't help myself - pandas are not marsupials. Mammal yes; marsupial no. )But still - Can't argue with an Aussie about such things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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