Administrators Jim_Alaska Posted April 1, 2015 Administrators Share Posted April 1, 2015 The Aisle, the Altar, the Hymn Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery: Why do their wives, who accept them just as they are before they get married, begin the quest to change their behavior and life-style once their vows are exchanged? Finally, the riddle is solved. A social-scientist has arrived at this simple and logical explanation. When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process starts where the brain absorbs these three stimuli: Aisle, altar, and hymn. She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions: Aisle, altar, hymn..Aisle, altar, hymn..Aisle, altar, hymn. And finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is complete. She looks up at him smiling sweetly and keeps saying to herself: I'll alter him! HERE ENDETH THE LESSON DaveW, Alan, John Young and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John81 Posted April 1, 2015 Members Share Posted April 1, 2015 Now I'm REALLY glad we got married by the Justice of the Peace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Alan Posted April 1, 2015 Members Share Posted April 1, 2015 Haha ha ! that was funny! Or, was that real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Standing Firm In Christ Posted April 3, 2015 Members Share Posted April 3, 2015 I thought it might because they heard the old Minnie Pearl song, "How to Catch a Man"Now when a handsome feller smiles at youWhat harm can a little flirting do?And if he steals a kiss, why don't be soreRemember girl, you've got plenty more.How to catch a man, how to catch a man,Girls are always asking me, "How do you catch a man?"Catch him while you can with a Minnie Pearl planHere's a little tip on how to catch a man.Hogtie him.Tell him this and keep a straight face hun.Tell him two can live a cheap as onePromise him anything and you will findThat after you're married you can change your mind.How to catch a man, how to catch a man,Girls are always asking me, "How do you catch a man?"Catch him while you can with a Minnie Pearl planHere's a little tip on how to catch a man.Get a bear trap. Alan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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