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realized it was time to go to bed. So we found a home for rent, Barack handling the bill, of course really the American people handled the bill.

As I lay on the couch (Barack OBviously got the four poster bed in the master bedroom) I dreamed a dream.

And in that dream I...

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And oh what a beautiful field of clover t'was till ther came from a distant farm a bunch of goats.  (Or is that flock or herd or whatever it was a bunch of them.)

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After the divorce I realized that OBama had FEMA with him and 2 million dollars to fix my porch. There was also a brand new camper trailer for me to stay in while the work was being done. After they tore down the house to build the porch they asked me.......

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"What do I care" I said. After all, I do have this nice camper to stay in and you all are paying the bills. You can use NASA if you want to. When one of your volunteers gets a chance, how about bringing me some tea. It's hard work watching you guys out there. By the way, since you're here I wanted to ask if we could.......

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get my public assistance raised to a $15/ hour equivalency since it's acceptable for a burger flipper and after my soda pop, chips, cell phone data plan, car payment, credit card bill, babysitter and other such necessities I can't make ends wave at each other.

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And then he asked where do you work now? And silence filled heaven and earth from the 9th hour until the 12th. So I told him I was going out to the store for band-aids. That was the day I left and began my jOB in washington. Did you know they will pay you for your opinion up there. Anyway that's how my journey began. Now I work for the......

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