Members Rosie Posted October 9, 2014 Members Share Posted October 9, 2014 i don't care where we are just get me off this train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 282Mikado Posted October 9, 2014 Members Share Posted October 9, 2014 Sorry 282Mikado doesn't go to this White House. Â Following OFPs post... Â ...."listen to the song man, this is the Chattanooga Choo Choo. You're headed to Appalachia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators OLD fashioned preacher Posted October 9, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 9, 2014 I think I'll get Uncle Remus to strum as I sing "I've Been Everywhere". Speaking of Uncle Remus, I just saw Br'er Bear in the Pullman. Excited, I started towards the Pullman car just as we went into a tunnel. At that time ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Covenanter Posted October 9, 2014 Members Share Posted October 9, 2014 I discovered I was top of the Mikado's list of folk who would not be missed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rosie Posted October 9, 2014 Members Share Posted October 9, 2014 i thought hmmmm i wonder if there is a conspiracy toward me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members allen32 Posted October 9, 2014 Members Share Posted October 9, 2014 (edited) then i woke up Edited October 9, 2014 by allen32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators HappyChristian Posted October 9, 2014 Author Administrators Share Posted October 9, 2014 and wanted an omelette for breakfast, filled and oozing with cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Covenanter Posted October 9, 2014 Members Share Posted October 9, 2014 a hearty breakfast for a condemned person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Ukulelemike Posted October 9, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 9, 2014 Condemned, anyways, to be in Omelette Heaven! It was filled with Cheddar, Swiss and Meunster cheese. I was about to begin my delicious journey to flavor-town, when Herman Meunster broke in, yodeling comething about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Genevanpreacher Posted October 9, 2014 Members Share Posted October 9, 2014 ...losing his shoes. His shoes being big enough to use as boats to go down the Rio Grande in. So I ate up all the goodies and helped him find his shoes, which we found boxed up and up on a shelf in ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members No Nicolaitans Posted October 9, 2014 Members Share Posted October 9, 2014 ...the closet of the 14th-floor office of Mutual of Omaha's CEO...which made me wonder if Marlin Perkins could be of any help in my present situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Covenanter Posted October 10, 2014 Members Share Posted October 10, 2014 (edited) until I realised that Snikrep Nilram was his real name and if I removed the snail he was left with Krepnirm - a name replete with meaning Edited October 10, 2014 by Covenanter No Nicolaitans 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 282Mikado Posted October 10, 2014 Members Share Posted October 10, 2014 ...or not... Regardless, Krepnirm advised that I must still be dreaming as I am OBviously still in the fictional land of Nebraska (Mutual of Omaha?) and so he recommended I go off with his friend, Jim Fowler, who was preparing to leave to some remote location in Africa to personally wrestle with the 10 most deadly animals known to man. (poor Jim, Marlin always did get the easy jOBs). No Nicolaitans 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators HappyChristian Posted October 10, 2014 Author Administrators Share Posted October 10, 2014 AND he promised to teach me how to fix a mean dish of tree bark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 282Mikado Posted October 10, 2014 Members Share Posted October 10, 2014 ...which has the wonderful secondary attribute of acting as an aspirin, which I am in desperate need of considering the headache I have developed through all this. And so off I go with Jim on a mission to who knows where... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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