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The Never Ending Story...


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...I mindlessly noshed on my pinto steak and my pinto beans. Becoming thirsty I mounted my t'rusty' Ford Pinto and went to the store for a pint-o' apple cider to wash it all down. Having properly sated both appetite and thirst I said to myself "BOB" (which is what I often call myself) where can this crazy story possibly take us from here?"...

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... in a picture entitled My Wild Yiddish Rose. I arrived early so I went to the concession stand to get some kosher pickles and unleavened bread when what to my wondering eyes should appear...

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but the snails were unhappy negotiating the cactus spines

 

 

 

Semi-off-topic - I wrote this in response to a challenge to write a poem about a childhood experience of a forum contributor. She went to the outside loo to find it was crawling with snails. He big brother had collected them from the garden, & didn't know what to do with them.

 

I've a whale of a tale to tell you folk,

this tale of a snail is true.

It happened not so long ago

when Kathy went to the loo.

The snails were coming up & up,

while other things went down;

however hard poor Kathy tried,

those snails she couldn't drown.

 

Now snails have eyes on every stalk;

our private parts are private.

She ran back crying to her Mum

who couldn't quite believe it.

Sharks & crocodiles are fierce,

though snails are not so scary;

the bane of every sister's life

is brothers, so be wary.

 

I put it to music & sang it. No-one else responded to the challenge.

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