Members 282Mikado Posted October 15, 2014 Members Share Posted October 15, 2014 ...I mindlessly noshed on my pinto steak and my pinto beans. Becoming thirsty I mounted my t'rusty' Ford Pinto and went to the store for a pint-o' apple cider to wash it all down. Having properly sated both appetite and thirst I said to myself "BOB" (which is what I often call myself) where can this crazy story possibly take us from here?"... HappyChristian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rosie Posted October 15, 2014 Members Share Posted October 15, 2014 as i pondered this I thought well, I'll just let the next person decide  next..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Covenanter Posted October 15, 2014 Members Share Posted October 15, 2014 Like everyone else in the story, I realised we were flogging a dead horse, so I took my whip & lept astride my once faithful Pinto . We galloped off into the Sahara jungle HappyChristian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Ukulelemike Posted October 15, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 15, 2014 ...to see a movie starring Eddie Cantor, who was playing a singing Jewish rabbi... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 282Mikado Posted October 15, 2014 Members Share Posted October 15, 2014 (edited) ... in a picture entitled My Wild Yiddish Rose. I arrived early so I went to the concession stand to get some kosher pickles and unleavened bread when what to my wondering eyes should appear... Edited October 15, 2014 by 282Mikado Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Covenanter Posted October 15, 2014 Members Share Posted October 15, 2014 a herd of giant snails decimating the Sahara forest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Covenanter Posted October 15, 2014 Members Share Posted October 15, 2014 wild roses stood no chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Covenanter Posted October 16, 2014 Members Share Posted October 16, 2014 but the snails realised they were behaving like people who destroy their own habitat, and so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators HappyChristian Posted October 16, 2014 Author Administrators Share Posted October 16, 2014 they slimed all over the roses... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Covenanter Posted October 16, 2014 Members Share Posted October 16, 2014 meanwhile, back at the Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators HappyChristian Posted October 16, 2014 Author Administrators Share Posted October 16, 2014 cactus ranch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Covenanter Posted October 17, 2014 Members Share Posted October 17, 2014 They were singing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 282Mikado Posted October 17, 2014 Members Share Posted October 17, 2014 ..."Happy snails to you"... Genevanpreacher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Covenanter Posted October 17, 2014 Members Share Posted October 17, 2014 but the snails were unhappy negotiating the cactus spines    Semi-off-topic - I wrote this in response to a challenge to write a poem about a childhood experience of a forum contributor. She went to the outside loo to find it was crawling with snails. He big brother had collected them from the garden, & didn't know what to do with them.  I've a whale of a tale to tell you folk, this tale of a snail is true. It happened not so long ago when Kathy went to the loo. The snails were coming up & up, while other things went down; however hard poor Kathy tried, those snails she couldn't drown.  Now snails have eyes on every stalk; our private parts are private. She ran back crying to her Mum who couldn't quite believe it. Sharks & crocodiles are fierce, though snails are not so scary; the bane of every sister's life is brothers, so be wary.  I put it to music & sang it. No-one else responded to the challenge. 282Mikado and Rosie 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rosie Posted October 17, 2014 Members Share Posted October 17, 2014 if only we had wings so we could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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