Members No Nicolaitans Posted October 10, 2014 Members Share Posted October 10, 2014 After several hours of treacherous journeying, Jim and I arrived at our destination...the wilds of West Virginia...where Jim had a date to tame a wild beast of massive proportions...a leverian water newt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators HappyChristian Posted October 10, 2014 Author Administrators Share Posted October 10, 2014 ...whose last name was Gingrich... 282Mikado and No Nicolaitans 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members No Nicolaitans Posted October 10, 2014 Members Share Posted October 10, 2014 When Jim saw the leverian water newt Gingrich, he took a moment to surmise his opponent and plan his attack. Suddenly...with a blood-curdling scream...Jim made his move. As he jumped into the blitzkrieg, he could be heard saying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators OLD fashioned preacher Posted October 10, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 10, 2014 slimy, slippery, successor of the subtil Serpent surely still shall you lie after I insure with this sword that you tell no more lie even as you lie supine in the state in which I shall see you slither last. (why do those with a lisp design sentences with Ss?) No Nicolaitans 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Covenanter Posted October 10, 2014 Members Share Posted October 10, 2014 but alas, the slimy, slippery, successor of the subtil Serpent slipped stealthily out of my grip, leaving me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators OLD fashioned preacher Posted October 10, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 10, 2014 needing to get a grip on things. Having failed Perkins' memory, it was time to find a less hazardous and less strenuous activity - like climbing Mt. McKinley to bungee jump from a rappelling line before releasing into a 60' dive into a wading pool. While pondering my next move I got a quart Mason jar of ice tea and ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members No Nicolaitans Posted October 10, 2014 Members Share Posted October 10, 2014 a Moon Pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Covenanter Posted October 10, 2014 Members Share Posted October 10, 2014 then I realised that the slimy, slippery, successor of the subtil Serpent had me in his hypnotic stare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators HappyChristian Posted October 10, 2014 Author Administrators Share Posted October 10, 2014 as I began to sing, "the bluest skies I've ever seen are in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators OLD fashioned preacher Posted October 10, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 10, 2014 the depthssssss of your eyessssss ... I've got to break this hypnotic ssssssstare. With that I ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Covenanter Posted October 11, 2014 Members Share Posted October 11, 2014 grabbed my only remaining weapon - my trusty banjo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Covenanter Posted October 11, 2014 Members Share Posted October 11, 2014 by now hopelessly out of tune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators OLD fashioned preacher Posted October 11, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 11, 2014 Boy, this gaze is getting to me, HOPELESSLY out of tune??? It only has to hold tune long enough to send him away. Nothing to tune off of but itself and what ear I have left, hmmm -- I think I have the D close enough to get going, 3rd open to 4th on the 5th fret, 2nd open to 3rd on 4th ------- wait, my G strings tuning app on my phone!! As I progressed from Seeger folk style on At Calvary to Fleck melodic on Nothing but the Blood to Scruggs 3 finger on Power in the Blood, to a clawhammered There is a Fountain the successor of the Serpent acquired a purple tinge like a Blackberry Blossom and the Salty Dog went off like an Arkansas Traveler in search of a Turkey in the Straw. That left me exhausted but concerned so I ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Genevanpreacher Posted October 12, 2014 Members Share Posted October 12, 2014 ...uh...I...uh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ThePilgrim Posted October 12, 2014 Members Share Posted October 12, 2014 ....uh . . . . I . . . uh . . . was speechless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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