The Never Ending Story...

[Genevanpreacher]

Which as any Bugs Bunny fan would know, is Taz... a Tasmanian Devil... and boy was he mad...

[Ukulelemike]

...so I shot him.

[No Nicolaitans]

Boy...and I thought Taz was mad. That was nothing compared to the raving fury displayed by PETA after learning that I had shot poor Taz.

[OLD fashioned preacher]

Which, since PETA is the organization of "People Eating Tasty Animals", wouldn't have been that bad had it not been for the wanton waste of deviled meat.

 

Needing to leave town fast, I hopped on my trusty ...

[Rosie]

bicycle and peddled as fast as I could...

[No Nicolaitans]

After rounding the corner of 3rd and Main, I cut through the grounds of First Presbycostalodist's Community Church of Latter Day Adventist's Holy Mother's Orthodox Assembly, but...

[ThePilgrim]

and a nasty motorist yelled at me for riding in the middle of the road (seemed to think I should OBey the rules of the road) . . . . idiot.

[No Nicolaitans]

It was at that moment I realized that my trusty Schwinn's brakes had failed, and I was heading straight for a...

[Genevanpreacher]

Cliff!!

[ThePilgrim]

Yes indeed, it was Cliff an old friend of mine from the Nebraska panhandle.  Cliff reached out with his foot and jammed it into my spokes so I could stop.  Good friend Cliff!

[Covenanter]

however, with that sudden stop I flew into the air and over the edge of the Grand Canyon

[Rosie]

down. down.  I went

[282Mikado]

...and found it very fortunate that the Grand Canyon of the Nebraska Panhandle is only 18" deep (its "Grand because it runs 100 miles east to west and 125 miles north to south). Having only suffered minor scrapes and contusions from the fall, I picked myself up, dusted myself off and...

Edited October 9, 2014 by 282Mikado

[Rosie]

and said to myself. thank God that wasn't the real Grand Canyon

[Ukulelemike]

So, I shot Cliff.....a glance, and wondered how his foot was, having been jammed into my moving wheel spokes, so I asked him, ...