Members Genevanpreacher Posted October 4, 2014 Members Share Posted October 4, 2014 ...as his tail hung down a bit farther than his husky body, he really messed up the environment around us, which made Old Barry pretty upset! So he ran up to Wally yelling and screaming... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rosie Posted October 4, 2014 Members Share Posted October 4, 2014 well I see your aim is off so what are you going to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members No Nicolaitans Posted October 5, 2014 Members Share Posted October 5, 2014 To which Wally replied, "Sir...you could really use an Altoid." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Genevanpreacher Posted October 6, 2014 Members Share Posted October 6, 2014 So Wally pulled one outta his britches pocket, the front left I believe, he had a hanky in his back right, that was why he had to reach in the front,... anyways.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators HappyChristian Posted October 6, 2014 Author Administrators Share Posted October 6, 2014 and said, "Here, have an Altoid...Bush really gave you bad breath!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members No Nicolaitans Posted October 7, 2014 Members Share Posted October 7, 2014 "You got that right!", Barry said. "Moses saw a burning bush that wasn't consumed, and during both of my terms I've been consumed with trying to burn down Bush!"Â Â ..."I read that from a teleprompter you know." HappyChristian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paid4 Posted October 7, 2014 Members Share Posted October 7, 2014 So after my president and my whale finished talking I fully understood why Bill Clinton tried to convince us that he did not smoke anything. I guess there must be some kind of mold in the white house that is eating everyone's brain cells. Anyway, I ditched them both and went back to the house and began reading in the book of Proverbs where it says...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators HappyChristian Posted October 7, 2014 Author Administrators Share Posted October 7, 2014 The horse is prepared against the day of battle, but safety is of the LORD. (21:31) Â hmmm - I guess I need to get a horse. wonder if the whale knows where to get one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rosie Posted October 7, 2014 Members Share Posted October 7, 2014 Just about that time, I heard galloping and thought how absolutely amazing.. I looked up and here came Trigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators HappyChristian Posted October 7, 2014 Author Administrators Share Posted October 7, 2014 and Silver! Â Wow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rosie Posted October 7, 2014 Members Share Posted October 7, 2014 oh wait, here comes Mr Ed too HappyChristian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 282Mikado Posted October 7, 2014 Members Share Posted October 7, 2014 He said Francis would have come too, but he was tied up with a decendent of Balaam. HappyChristian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Covenanter Posted October 7, 2014 Members Share Posted October 7, 2014 I've a whale of a tale to tell you, folk, this tale of a snail is true .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rosie Posted October 7, 2014 Members Share Posted October 7, 2014 oh my, my mind just went blank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 282Mikado Posted October 7, 2014 Members Share Posted October 7, 2014 (edited) I've a whale of a tale to tell you, folk, this tale of a snail is true .. Â I know it is true for it happened to me, In my search for the giant gastropod named, Blue. Edited October 7, 2014 by 282Mikado Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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