The Never Ending Story...

[Genevanpreacher]

...as his tail hung down a bit farther than his husky body, he really messed up the environment around us, which made Old Barry pretty upset!

So he ran up to Wally yelling and screaming...

[Rosie]

well I see your aim is off so what are you going to do

[No Nicolaitans]

To which Wally replied, "Sir...you could really use an Altoid."

[Genevanpreacher]

So Wally pulled one outta his britches pocket, the front left I believe, he had a hanky in his back right, that was why he had to reach in the front,... anyways..

[HappyChristian]

and said, "Here, have an Altoid...Bush really gave you bad breath!"

[No Nicolaitans]

"You got that right!", Barry said. "Moses saw a burning bush that wasn't consumed, and during both of my terms I've been consumed with trying to burn down Bush!" 

 

..."I read that from a teleprompter you know."

[paid4]

So after my president and my whale finished talking I fully understood why Bill Clinton tried to convince us that he did not smoke anything. I guess there must be some kind of mold in the white house that is eating everyone's brain cells. Anyway, I ditched them both and went back to the house and began reading in the book of Proverbs where it says......

[HappyChristian]

The horse is prepared against the day of battle, but safety is of the LORD. (21:31)

 

hmmm - I guess I need to get a horse. wonder if the whale knows where to get one?

[Rosie]

Just about that time, I heard galloping and thought how absolutely amazing.. I looked up and here came Trigger

[HappyChristian]

and Silver!  Wow!

[Rosie]

oh wait, here comes Mr Ed too

[282Mikado]

He said Francis would have come too, but he was tied up with a decendent of Balaam.

[Covenanter]

I've a whale of a tale to tell you, folk, this tale of a snail is true ..

[Rosie]

oh my, my mind just went blank

[282Mikado]

I've a whale of a tale to tell you, folk, this tale of a snail is true ..

 

I know it is true for it happened to me,

In my search for the giant gastropod named, Blue.

Edited October 7, 2014 by 282Mikado