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Note to self: When you're in a hurry to get your clothes into the washing machine, MAKE SURE you check ALL the pockets!

 

It's only by the grace of God my cell phone survived being immersed in the washing machine for a couple of minutes before I realized where it was rescued it.

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Note to self: When threatening people with spears, pay attention to where the butt of the spear is going. Whacking a pastor in his own vestibule is hardly a way to make a good impression.

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Note to self: Running with a spear can be as dangerous as running with scissors!

 

In my early teens near the end of winter a friend and I were running through the woods with spears and it was during a late winter thaw. Heading up an embankment I found a patch of mud under melting snow and took a dive. Somehow I managed to spear myself (really just a graze) in my temple.

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Note to self:  When putting a spring assisted opening, very sharp pocket knife into your pocket; insure the locking mechanism is securely in the lock position.  I almost qualified myself for guard duty of the Palace harem.    :eek  :freaked:

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