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John, I really think you should step it up and get her the holder this year, too. Show her how generous you really are. Show her this video and then tell her that you love her so much that SHE gets the holder along with the brush. She'll swoon with delight. :th_eatingcookies:


Hmmmm. I'll have to think about this one. No doubt I'd have to save an extra buck or so for the holder and that would really make that an exceptional gift. Perhaps if she doesn't complain about the old brush between now and then I'll give her that extra reward! :thumb:
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Hmmmm. I'll have to think about this one. No doubt I'd have to save an extra buck or so for the holder and that would really make that an exceptional gift. Perhaps if she doesn't complain about the old brush between now and then I'll give her that extra reward! :thumb:

You two are cracking me up!!!!
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The likes of you prOBably say the same about this man:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH-QpHIFwjM

Yet he brought so many to Christ!

There's no way this is a serious clip...is there? It looks like a lame parody or something. Half the time, I think that "Thomas Cooper" is really just a teenaged kid getting his jollies by posting stuff that is so OBviously extreme. The trouble is that we have all heard of some IFB's that could be--might be--this misinformed, arrogant, and extreme, so that's the thing that makes us think "Thomas Cooper" and "James the Preacher" just might be genuine, back-woods IFBx-ers, with their characteristic misinterpretations of Scripture and empty, wind-sucking rhetoric.
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What does it actually take to get kicked off of OB? I'm amazed that TC is still here!


Take a hardcore Ruckmanite position and you won't last long!

What's the matter, don't want to shell out the bucks for a fancy toilet brush? Afraid your wife will see this and worry she has to wait until your 30th anniversary before she can get a really nice toilet brush?

No worries mate! We haven't reached ouor 30th anniversary and we already have a nice toilet brush! What's more, with LuAnne's fine encoureagement, my wife may receive an even better toilet brush SET in a few months.

Let us love our wives enough to supply them with the best tools possible so they may perform their duties efficiently for the benefit of the whole family!! Be mindful that if the better tools enable our wives to complete their chores faster, that provides more free time in their day and we husbands may then add other duties to her schedual they otherwise wouldn't have time for!! A few dollars well spent! :coffee2:
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Oh boy!! I just can't wait for my first anniversary. I bet I will get toilet bowl cleaner and have to wait 30 years to get the scrubber. I sure hope my husband at leasts gets me rubber gloves since I won't have the scrubber.

John81 I bet your wife just can't wait for your anniversary. She will just be so amazed by her new scrubber and won't want to stop cleaning that toilet. You are gonna have the cleanest toilet in town.

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(Why does OB eat my longer, serious posts but never drops a post like the one above? :huh: )


You can't be serious? You've never seen a post you didn't like to make. You post more on OB than the average American teen texts on their mOBile device..................... :icon_mrgreen:
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Oh boy!! I just can't wait for my first anniversary. I bet I will get toilet bowl cleaner and have to wait 30 years to get the scrubber. I sure hope my husband at leasts gets me rubber gloves since I won't have the scrubber.

John81 I bet your wife just can't wait for your anniversary. She will just be so amazed by her new scrubber and won't want to stop cleaning that toilet. You are gonna have the cleanest toilet in town.


I'm so excited I can hardly wait to see the expression on her face! :icon_mrgreen:
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You can't be serious? You've never seen a post you didn't like to make. You post more on OB than the average American teen texts on their mOBile device..................... :icon_mrgreen:


I sure hope my posts here are at least a bit more worth the time than most teens texts! :o

The fellowship here is such a blessing, I just can't help myself!!! :yeah:
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Some do, some do not. Some goes for us IFB.


I'm just funnin'. I've encountered Ruckmanites that are civil, but the ones I call hardcore are so totally dedicated to Ruckman and his teachings that they are abrasive, at the least, and most often overly aggressive and attacking.

I apologize if the way I posted of this I wasn't clear. In no way was I trying to say anyone who calls themselves a Ruckmanite would automatically be banned. I thought the light nature of the posting would help indicate this, plus most of us know about the past incidents with hardcore Ruckmanites. So, so everyone is clear, JUST FUNNIN'! :icon_mrgreen:
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Oh boy!! I just can't wait for my first anniversary. I bet I will get toilet bowl cleaner and have to wait 30 years to get the scrubber. I sure hope my husband at leasts gets me rubber gloves since I won't have the scrubber.

John81 I bet your wife just can't wait for your anniversary. She will just be so amazed by her new scrubber and won't want to stop cleaning that toilet. You are gonna have the cleanest toilet in town.


I'm sorry, dear, but gloves are a compromise not allowed until your hands are chapped and splitting from scrubbing. And toilet bowl cleaner? Why, what's wrong with clorox? (It actually will speed up the chapping process so you can get your gloves faster :saint2: ). And be sure to THANK your hubby for making it possible for you to SWEAT at the same time those hands get chapped.

And, John, just another word of advice: try to get the set in a color that will complement whatever color your bathroom is. When your wife sees that you've actually noticed colors, she will be uber impressed. :lol:
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How did we get from women singing in church to toilet bowl brushes????????? :lol:

I never use the things...I drop a Clorox tab in the toilet tank every 6 weeks.

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How did we get from women singing in church to toilet bowl brushes????????? :lol:


It's all about a woman's proper place in life. And once in the proper place, apparently the bathroom :coolsmiley: , women need the proper tools in order to do their duty and reap a good sweat. :icon_mrgreen:

Besides, if they are busy cleaning the toilet they won't have time to be singing in church! :th_tiphat:
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It's all about a woman's proper place in life. And once in the proper place, apparently the bathroom :coolsmiley: , women need the proper tools in order to do their duty and reap a good sweat. :icon_mrgreen:

Besides, if they are busy cleaning the toilet they won't have time to be singing in church! :th_tiphat:

You got a good point there, John :lol::lol: :lol:
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