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paid4

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  1. So after my president and my whale finished talking I fully understood why Bill Clinton tried to convince us that he did not smoke anything. I guess there must be some kind of mold in the white house that is eating everyone's brain cells. Anyway, I ditched them both and went back to the house and began reading in the book of Proverbs where it says......

  2. And if they don't have a horse maybe I can trade up to a camel.  I was told this was the same camel in the Ray Stevens videos. He looked a little old so I went with the cow instead. Once I arrived in India a little old man came to me and said "You get off my dead aunt." He scared me and I said "holy cow!!!" He said "you got that right!!" So I jumped off and ran to the nearest shoe store to hide and noticed all of the nice leather shoes. What's that all about?!?!  So I asked the salesman......

  3. And that's OK. I know if worse comes to worse I can always do something to end up in prison. Three square meals a day, place to sleep, weight lifting and basketball all day, not to mention the free cable tv. My only prOBlem would be with .......

  4. And then he asked where do you work now? And silence filled heaven and earth from the 9th hour until the 12th. So I told him I was going out to the store for band-aids. That was the day I left and began my jOB in washington. Did you know they will pay you for your opinion up there. Anyway that's how my journey began. Now I work for the......

  5. "What do I care" I said. After all, I do have this nice camper to stay in and you all are paying the bills. You can use NASA if you want to. When one of your volunteers gets a chance, how about bringing me some tea. It's hard work watching you guys out there. By the way, since you're here I wanted to ask if we could.......

  6. After the divorce I realized that OBama had FEMA with him and 2 million dollars to fix my porch. There was also a brand new camper trailer for me to stay in while the work was being done. After they tore down the house to build the porch they asked me.......

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