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paid4

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  1. to which the thrushes responded "but if you could fly you would be much harder to catch." So the snali began to run just as fast as he could until he got to.....
  2. then he realized that in order to get good use out of this widget he must immediately renew his phone contract. So he ran over to the next closest town of......
  3. People are constantly on the hunt to get paid. I blame the judges for actually allowing such nonsense in their courtrooms to begin with.
  4. and as I was typing my mind began to wander....what's for lunch? So I went out to ........
  5. mouse and moved my cursor to post and clicked it and began typing ........
  6. and I thought "how do you respond to a statement like that" so I said....
  7. he played the word "quizzify" across two triple word squares and scored 419 points. I knew he had won so I turned over my....
  8. So after my president and my whale finished talking I fully understood why Bill Clinton tried to convince us that he did not smoke anything. I guess there must be some kind of mold in the white house that is eating everyone's brain cells. Anyway, I ditched them both and went back to the house and began reading in the book of Proverbs where it says......
  9. And if they don't have a horse maybe I can trade up to a camel. I was told this was the same camel in the Ray Stevens videos. He looked a little old so I went with the cow instead. Once I arrived in India a little old man came to me and said "You get off my dead aunt." He scared me and I said "holy cow!!!" He said "you got that right!!" So I jumped off and ran to the nearest shoe store to hide and noticed all of the nice leather shoes. What's that all about?!?! So I asked the salesman......
  10. Then I realized that Jonah was the only man to catch the fish before getting the worm. So I re-routed to North Korea where I .....
  11. that He has always been and will always be no matter who believes it. So then I began to ponder what would happen to me. What is my purpose. Then I read.....
  12. And that's OK. I know if worse comes to worse I can always do something to end up in prison. Three square meals a day, place to sleep, weight lifting and basketball all day, not to mention the free cable tv. My only prOBlem would be with .......
  13. And then he asked where do you work now? And silence filled heaven and earth from the 9th hour until the 12th. So I told him I was going out to the store for band-aids. That was the day I left and began my jOB in washington. Did you know they will pay you for your opinion up there. Anyway that's how my journey began. Now I work for the......
  14. "What do I care" I said. After all, I do have this nice camper to stay in and you all are paying the bills. You can use NASA if you want to. When one of your volunteers gets a chance, how about bringing me some tea. It's hard work watching you guys out there. By the way, since you're here I wanted to ask if we could.......
  15. After the divorce I realized that OBama had FEMA with him and 2 million dollars to fix my porch. There was also a brand new camper trailer for me to stay in while the work was being done. After they tore down the house to build the porch they asked me.......
  16. Once my paper work was finished, we headed for Hawaii in search for the exotic and elusive birth certificate. We never did find what we were looking for so we left there and went to....
  17. and how he once killed a man with just his thumb. Then I began to get scared and decided for myself that it was time for a "change". So i ran as fast as I could and got on the plane and went to......
  18. we took a plane to Russia. We met all his friends and saw first hand what he models his governing styles after. He proceeded to tell me that when he was just a young man he used to ......
  19. It was OBama. He came after all, but I didn't see any crackers with him. Oh well, he must not like crackers. When he started talking it sounded like....
  20. Note to self: Remember you are unique.......just like everyone else.
  21. Genesis 5:31 And all the days of Lamech were seven hundred seventy and seven years: and he died.
  22. Note to self. When you get your own church to pastor, do the things you wish your pastor would do now. This way of thinking helps me to not be so critical of my pastor.
  23. Genesis 1:18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
  24. Here is my attempt to win at just one thing today. It is for sure Monday!!!
  25. On Tuesday night our revival message was from Jeremiah and Lamentations. COOL!!
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