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CPR

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  1. My dog is a cat in disguise!

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      CPR

      Haha! Sometimes my cat acts like a dog in disguise. Like the time she chased the neighbor's lab out of our yard!!!

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  2. Exorcize? Does casting out demons really help with losing weight?

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      CPR

      Only if your demons are ice cream and pizza demons!!!

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  3. Has had a nice long talk with his parents. We're considering a few therapist sessions.

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      CPR

      Glad you had a good talk. Therapy can be a great forum to work things out. Hope all goes well!

  4. The Star Wars movies are completely written in witchcraft jargon. When covens of traditionalist witches close their esbats and sabats, they depart with the words, “The Force be with you.” The Force is said to have two sides: the good and the dark, but every true Christian knows there is no good in witchcraft. Recently, Masterfoods USA released a new kind of M&Ms candy made with dark chocolate. I am looking at a wrapper of that candy, which has pictures which include Darth Vader. The words...

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      CPR

      Give me a break. It's a made up movie. And evil candy? Really? Now I've heard it all!

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  5. Ate a mouthful of cheese tonight, but to her surprise it was imitation cheese! GROSS...next time I will check the label before buying.

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      CPR

      Maybe in a few years you can have some imitation meat with that cheese!!!

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  6. Please pray for Kleptes. I need to take him to the vet because he couldn't walk and looked like he was having seizures.

  7. Just got home with Kleptes! Poor guy is a little scared. He is sitting with me at my computer right now. At least I got him to drink and eat out of his food and water dishes. HE IS SO ADORABLE!

    1. CPR

      CPR

      Aww poor little guy!! I bet he's a cutie!!!!!

  8. Is going to pick up here puppy on Saturday or Friday!!! YAY!!

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      CPR

      How exciting! I hope you'll post pictures :)

  9. We were supposed to get our puppy this weekend, but he isn't eating solid food yet! :(

    1. CPR

      CPR

      Aww that reminds me of when I got my kitten and she wasn't weaned. We had to feed her Gerber baby food! Hope you get your puppy soon!

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  10. Can't wait to get little Kleptes in two weeks!

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      CPR

      Is that your new puppy? How exciting!!!

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  11. The kids and I have got our summer colds now - all of us are medicated and ready for bed

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      CPR

      Ugh, me too think it's going around. Hope y'all feel better soon!

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