KayceeLochner

I bike almost every day in the summer and I just had a birthday last week and I got a new purple gear bike (my favorite color)!!!

Yellowstone National Park

Nope.


The person next to me likes football.

Yuck! :thumbdown


Chocolate milkshakes.

Rejoice in the Lord (one of my fav. hymns)

I didn't know that.


Flamingos get their pink color from their diet of shrimp.

cozy

Vince

I admit that I'm the most angelic person here. :saint :saint :saint

Did you know that you have such lame comebacks??? :thumbdown

Oh, yeah? Beat this!!! :Green :Green :Green

Ban Ashlee for such a lame comeback!!! :Bleh

I am honored that you chose my name Ashlee!!!


L: Lela

The only reason you can't find anybody else who likes the eagles is because the eagles stink and nobody wants to be a fan to a losing team :Green

Okay, that's really cool. I'll have to remember that, thanks! :goodpost:

only a blonde would use pink fonts - i can't read your post!

I've liked the Eagles all my life, and I can't find a lot of other people who like them. So if you do like the Eagles sign your name below, cause I want to see how many Baptists are as cool :cool as me!!! :Green

Did you know that Ashlee's face is funny? :frog

:blonde: These are hilarious! You have to read them!!! :blonde:

1.Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away."

The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, "Why don't you go home for the day...we aren't terribly busy. Just take
the day off and go relax."

Sally very calmly states, "No I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. "If you need anything just let me know" says the boss.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Sally. He looks out his office and sees her crying hysterically.

He rushes over an asks, "What's the matter now? Are you going to be ok?"

Sally breaks down in tears. "I just received a horrible call from my sister. She said that her mom died too!!"

2.A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

3.A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"

The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."

The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"

The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"

4.A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her.

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked "What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde.

The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

:blonde: That's all folks! :blonde:

Geocaching is pretty fun, unless you can't find the treasure, then you can just kick back, relax, and look at scenery. But my family and I did it a couple of times here in Kansas (you'd be suprised to realize that Kansas does have beautiful scenery ).

You know, I've always wondered, where did 10% come from? As in tithing, like: 10% for savings, and 10% for God. I know this question is sort of weird, but I do sometimes just ponder things. :2cents :2cents :2cents

Ban Ashlee because she's just plain weird. :amen:

Ooh... I'm winning!!! :woohoo:

Jennifer

Haley